What are you doing right now?

This direct, innocuous-looking and deceptively simple Facebook status question has no doubt had many an avid Facebook user floored, on many occasions. Why do so many us find this simple question so difficult to answer? Could it be that we are not as open about ourselves as we like to think and therefore, just not willing to share that much information about ourselves with our our Facebook "friends" and friends of friends? Perhaps we are worried about what people will think of what we are doing? Maybe we are trying to impress our friends with our wit and humour?

Well, whatever your reason for wanting something interesting to update your Facebook status with. I believe I may have just the solution for you. I have found that the best Facebook status is one which throws the Facebook status question it right back at Facebook! How do I do that I hear you ask? Well, I will let you in a little secret of mine ... a book - "The Book of Fabulous Questions"

Yes, that really is the title of a book as pictured to the left. I use this book to get my own back at the Facebook status question. With this little book I can come up with a witty and funny Facebook status on-demand. There are over a thousand questions in the book. That should keep you busy for at least three years, assuming you post one funny Facebook status a day. If you run out before that, come back to this web-site and check out our Funny Facebook Status and Best Facebook Statuses categories.

In this instalment of my series of Facebook status articles I turn to George W. Bush for inspiration. Love him or loathe him George W. is a great source of status updates. Some books have even been dedicated to covering "The Accident Wit and Wisdom of [America's] 43rd President."

So, without further ado, here are some Facebook statuses courtesy of George W. Bush:

• George - thinks "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures" [1]
• George - says "This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." [2]
• George - thinks "They misunderestimated me" [3]

[1] - U.S. News & World Report, January 3, 2003
[2] - Los Angeles Times, January 28, 2000
[3] - Bentonville, Arkansas November 6, 2000

More great Facebook status quotes from George Dubya, coming soon.

Grillz (Feat. Paul Wall, Ali, Gipp) by Nelly
<Name> is gonna "Rob the jewellery store and tell 'em make me a grill"
<Name> "opens Up [his] Mouth And You See Mo Carats Than A Salad"

Obviously these ones only work if you have a grilled-out mouth like Nelly.

So Seductive - 50 cent
you got mirrors in your pants coz I see me in em

Check back soon we'll be adding more and more interesting Lyrical Facebook Status Updates here! For your Facebook Status Enjoyment.